Archive for the ‘Programming humor’ Category

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What he said (14)

December 1, 2017

I found this very funny.

https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

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Spam fail

February 4, 2017

Since I registered some new TLDs recently (without hiding my contact info), I’ve been getting e-mail and text spam from people eager to help me put them to work.

But I had to LOL when I got the message below. It’s like watching a sharp-shooting competition where the shooter can’t load the gun. Or watching a ballet where the danseuse can’t get her slippers on. Smoove is the very word.

So here’s One Way To Tell Your Spam Campaign For E-commerce Clients won’t be going well…

Hi,
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Hope you are doing well.

Apologized for cold outreach.

We are a Mobile App & Website Design/Development Company. We have delivered 100+ projects in last year and we have 40 designers & developers are working over projects. We provide below mentioned services according to your requirement.
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Our services are:-

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<!–[if !supportLists]–>2. <!–[endif]–>Website designing (HTML designing, corporate website design, Logo Designing, Java, PSD to XHTML/HTML, etc)

<!–[if !supportLists]–>3. <!–[endif]–>Mobile Apps Development (iPhone / iPad application, Android, Blackberry, Windows)
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<!–[if !supportLists]–>4. <!–[endif]–>ORM (Negate the Negative, Regular Monitoring and Maintenance)
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<!–[if !supportLists]–>5. <!–[endif]–>Digital Marketing Services (SEO, SMO, SEM, Content Writing, Email Marketing etc.)

If interested please share your detailed requirement.

Please share your contact details so that we can have a quick 5 min call to get a better understanding.

I will be waiting for your response.

Check your message headers, dude.

"Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”iso-8859-1" is not the one you want.

You’re welcome. Write again after you finish Chapter 2.

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Infinite loop

December 9, 2016

I found this pretty amusing.

Years ago, a partner of mine wrote a very simple BASIC program he called Kneel.

10 GOTO 10

He ran it on a client’s DEC VAX (with admin privilege) and it brought the machine to its figurative knees. In fact, the machine operators had to cycle power on the VAX to recover. That was sort of a big deal because it was a time-share system and all its users were locked out of the system until it had been restarted.

I’m guessing he was pretty bored that day.

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IoT security

October 5, 2016

Heh… Pornhub on a refrigerator’s display at Home Depot (from John McAfee).

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Expertise

March 31, 2014

This is a bit long-winded but funny nonetheless.

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Heh

June 29, 2013

A little programming humor I found at imgur. (Click for larger, more legible view.)

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